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A                              D
So ya thought ya might like to go to the show
A
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
     D
That space cadet glow
A
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine?
Bm                     
Is this not what you expected to see?
       C#m
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes?
       E
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise

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(Ahh)                   (di-dah)
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A                               D
So yah thought yah might like to go to the show
A                                         D
To feel the warm feel of confusion, that space cadet glow
A
I’ve got some bad news for you sunshine
Bm
Pink isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel
           C#m
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
        E
We’re gonna find out where you fans really stand

A                                                  D
Are there any queers in the theatre tonight, get ‘em up against the wall
A                                                           D
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me, get ‘em up against the wall
  A
And that one looks Jewish, and that one’s a coon
 Bm
Who let all this riff raff in to the room
                  C#m
There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots
  E
If I had my way I’d have all of them shot!